Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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