I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
