im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize