White coat. Heels.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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