either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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