Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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