I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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