He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
