okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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