is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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