Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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