Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize