am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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