Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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