I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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