His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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