i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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