hotel room ftw
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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