I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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