Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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