either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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