do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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