and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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