She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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