Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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