doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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