this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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