I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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