Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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