Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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