I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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