The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
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