Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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