her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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