why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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