This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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