I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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