it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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