alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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