whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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