I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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