That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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