The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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