Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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