Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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