Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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