My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My first STD was from a foam party
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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