my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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