We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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