so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Edward fifth and chaser hands
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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