My first STD was from a foam party
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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