Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I look better un-naked...
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there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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