we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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